# I love the idea that the Doctor actually sat down at some point # and RECORDED all these emergency security protocols # Like Nine and the Emergency Programme One message that Rose hears # Do you suppose he got bored halfway through all these recordings # somewhere about Security Protocol 384 #and turned off the gravity stabilizers and record a message while he was floating around the room # or maybe he recorded one while he was sitting in the crook of one of the coral struts # or maybe he recorded one naked (that was the second version of Security Programme One that he recorded for Rose natch # Ten stark naked telling her to ”Have a good life Rose. Do that for me” # Oh man I could go on about this # I should make a list of Security Programmes and Protocols and all the ways the Doctor records them when he gets bored # Maybe that’s what he does while his companions are sleeping (via gallifreyburning)
I bet he has to record them all over again every single time he regenerates and by now he probably knows them off by hearts so maybe he sets himself little challenges, like how stupid a thing can he do and still get them right and every once and a while a companion will walk in on him doing something idiotic like hanging from the ceiling throwing things into a bucket or worse while saying something about pears being rubbish. No wonder they all think he’s mental.
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.
New Who : Companions that never were.
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah