Still Lost

fasterhigherstronger:

I just cleaned out my work bag and found 2 apples, 4 granola bars, 5 rolls of tape, 1 restaril, 3 bottles of nitro, 4 pens, 4 pencils, 3 pairs of scissors, my long lost calipers, and 42 alcohol swabs. Also a bag of pretzels and a 22 gauge angiocath.

Happy nurse’s week!

Game of Sass 4x01

shaytardgifs:

Shay & Colette on Americas Funniest Videos!

thesonicscrew:

jackhawksmoor:

slytherliz:

lixxieb:

doc-knock:

londonprophecy:

qweety:

just this guy’s laugh

OMFG

holy shit i’m crying ngl

That should not have been as funny as it was!

OH MY WORD

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

"they have angered the machine!!"

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing

illumahottie:

pissogyny:

babeobaggins:

I’M SCREAMINGGGGGGG

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

death-by-lulz:

emotsye:

HE MET BILL MURRAY

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK